Saturday, September 19, 2015

Donald the Trump

oy vey, what can I say about the Donald??????   Well lots of things here is an egotistical freakazoid who eats pizza with a fork???  My mom would smack me if I used her utensils to dish out a piece of pizza.  Mister Hoity Toity I own all of the hotels and golf courses because I've got a shriveled little weiner that only a Rusky could love.  Cold cold cold and lots of gold no wonder they want kill off all of the salmon in bristol bay for a gold mine because he used it all up bugger you Mr. Twat I know your kind and thank God I don't work in the corporate world or it would be like the Monty Python skit where one business pirates the other in real life.

So he wants to build a wall.  I remember a wall that was built back in 1969 in Berlin is that what you want?  

So I offered a handout to donny and took him to vegas for a week.  He just needed to you know chill out.  But can that guy do blow, Holy shit it was worse than HST.  He lined up 14 hookers and snorted it all off their asses like there was no tomorrow.  Then he orders a round of tequila to be served by the toes of the hookers. I couldn't believe myself he was a nut running back and forth like a little hamster on meth.  So things took a turn for the worse he made some bad comments about races, horse  races not other thing you know.  So we were bounced out of caesars palace and reduced to the motel 6 on Van Buren.  All in all it was a wild ride and I dropped him in Lukeville at the border so he could do his business.

So things are good in AK we got a great new Mayor for Anchorage Ethan Berkowitz is cool I think he is doing a good job and slowly inch by inch, centimeter by centimeter, millimeter by millimeter we are turning this state back to blue.  I am sorry that Begich lost his seat to numbnuts  but hey