WARNING: I tend to use some racial slurs in this creative work not that I use them in my everyday language or belief system but I will do my best to edit them to keep the integrity of the the work. And yes this is sarcasm I am not 100% a dick maybe 99.98% according to my exes but that is open for debate when I kick the bucket.
The Donald
Everybody here's the news
You've got to hear today
There's a brand new thing coming your way
The Donald that you used to know
Has come back to roost his hens
And trump your card
While thumbing up his nose
There ain't no need to disagree
Valet parking is free today!!!
We need to build a wall
To keep you rascals out
There's no need for you to see
What we do up in here
Close your eyes
You'll realize
Deportations coming clear
And the damned Canucks
Don't give a fuck toss me
Out on their ear
The only thing we have to fear
Are n@&$@&s, S@&$s and queers
We'll keep our borders closed
Screw the tired and the weary
The red man don't need no reservation
Fuck'em we'll rezone
It's all about the dollar bill
Here sonny take a bribe
They don't need no retirement
When they're gettin old they'll die
Soylent green is people
Since their heading down the road
A hotel on every city block
My picture everywhere
Nothing ever seemed so grand
Not even Tianamen square
My wife you see she doesn't matter much
I bought her overseas you got to save a penny
When your buying duty free
Now my advisors will be like the apprentice
Making millions on the air
I'll prattle and I'll rattle and shake them from the sky
I don't care how it's done but those Mohamed's have got to fry
You see we're big on one religion
And I think you know it's best
Now pick up your cross, let go see the boss
Cause the trump is being played
It's easy to tease my hair
I'm not that unaware
But damn don't I look sexy
With a spray tanned dereair
I've got lots of gold and shiny things
And people wipe my ass
I don't ask them where their from
But I pick them up at Home Depot
By the truck load, taxes free and clear
So if you'd like to cast your vote
Don't be timid and don't be shy
Remember in November
That I am the only guy!!!
