The Donald (a modern day election protest song or beat poem or whatever you want it to be)

WARNING:  I tend to use some racial slurs in this creative work not that I use them in my everyday language or belief system but I will do my best to edit them to keep the integrity of the the work.  And yes this is sarcasm I am not 100% a dick maybe 99.98% according to my exes but that is open for debate when I kick the bucket.

The Donald

Everybody here's the news
You've got to hear today
There's a brand new thing coming your way
The Donald that you used to know
Has come back to roost his hens
And trump your card
While thumbing up his nose
There ain't no need to disagree
Valet parking is free today!!!

We need to build a wall
To keep you rascals out
There's no need for you to see
What we do up in here
Close your eyes
You'll realize
Deportations coming clear

And the damned Canucks
Don't give a fuck toss me
Out on their ear
The only thing we have to fear
Are n@&$@&s, S@&$s and queers

We'll keep our borders closed
Screw the tired and the weary
The red man don't need no reservation
Fuck'em we'll rezone

It's all about the dollar bill
Here sonny take a bribe
They don't need no retirement
When they're gettin old they'll die
Soylent green is people
Since their heading down the road

A hotel on every city block
My picture everywhere
Nothing ever seemed so grand
Not even Tianamen  square

My wife you see she doesn't matter much
I bought her overseas you got to save a penny
When your buying duty free

Now my advisors will be like the apprentice
Making millions on the air
I'll prattle and I'll rattle and shake them from the sky
I don't care how it's done but those Mohamed's have got to fry
You see we're big on one religion
And I think you know it's best
Now pick up your cross, let go see the boss
Cause the trump is being played

It's easy to tease my hair
I'm not that unaware
But damn don't I look sexy
With a spray tanned dereair
I've got lots of gold and shiny things
And people wipe my ass
I don't ask them where their from
But I pick them up at Home Depot
By the truck load, taxes free and clear
So if you'd like to cast your vote
Don't be timid and don't be shy
Remember in November
That I am the only guy!!!

So I have to rant really bad right now, I have a tendency to bottle things up and then they explode so here goes the explosion.  I broke My FUCKING back again this is the third Fucking time it has happened I am sick and tired of fucking dealing with pain.  You go to the fucking doctor and they say well you have gone to the ER to many times and we think your druggie Fuck you I have my own addictions and I own them get off my back with you need to go to therapy well you know what I went to therapist and she fucked up my marriage and then turned around and sued me and my ex Vivien Tincher is the worst fucking therapist out there don't go to her.  Now my Provider wants me to go to pain management which I can deal with but she started with the therapy thing and I said screw that I have no problem with physical therapy but you get a fucknut with a degree from Wayland Baptist university what the fuck is that??  I know Caveat emptor but still Uggggg.

That done.

We had a fire at the place that I am staying at we call it the compound.  There is a house and abig garage/shop with a conex attached to it we all live together kind of like a commune with every body pitching in and we have RV and campers as well.  Well the shop caught on fire and went up quick it was pretty horrific you feel the flames from 30 yards away.  The mat-su fire dept responded with about 4 trucks, no body was hurt but all the stuff is gone we got most of the 4 wheelers out and bikes but still there stands a burnt out shop with all of tools gone.  I guess Shiva was in a prime mood, eh? Yet we bugger on A little fire ain't gonna stop us. 

Now for my reflections on the presidential race.  WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

All of a sudden I feel like I am back in Andrew Jackson Days The field has gotten pretty close right now Trump is Trump just like Jackson rallied the people it's a machine a big big money fueled drug induced machine that will tear through America.  Go ahead Build A wall you know what's gonna happen it becomes 1984 cameras are already everywhere we have no privacy so why not shell ourselves into a caldron of mixed up who haw do the purge.  I still like the green mountain boy in the rub so we'll see how it a shakes out

Anyways gotta run they are kicking me out of the library right now so peace my brothers and sisters and word to your muthas.  I am gonna go and try to write a song about something pleasant, like..........

Roger Waters needs to write something other than the fucking wall!!!

Hey kids how are you doing?  I hope you all had a nice holiday break.  I am sorry that I have not ranted in a while but some evil buttmunch went and hacked all of my accounts and left me kind of virtualess is that a word, well it is now.  So what has been happening in Gordy's World.  First I will bring you up to speed about myself (like you reallycare but it might give you a good laugh you never know) and then I will delineate what I see wrong in the world and how we should fix it.

I totally missed the President when he came up here back in August, I wish I seen him but they probably have me on some watch list somewhere.  Anyways I have been hiding out in the Butte, Alaska just out side of Palmer.  With some good friends of the redneck persuasion and it is kind of fun.  these peoepl helped me out when I was homeless and by the river bed so It feels like an adopted family in a commune we got something like 10 people living there and up to 20 at times so go figure.  They are good folks and I love them to death.  I think that is one thing I have been really dealing with is looking at things through others eyes.  Perspective is a bitch at times but we need it to keep us sound and peaceful if not we get fucking Donald Trump.  Hey "American Pie" just came on the radio on the puter creepy I love that fucking song.

So I was going to go back to school and actually switch to Alaska Pacific University for another Bachelor's but this one in Marine Biology.  I think with all of this warming we are going to be seeing some things we haven't seen before and I kind of want to be on the front line of that shit if you catch my drift.  But I have medical issues I posted a while ago that I gots a cyst on me right kidney well it is getting bigger every time they do a fucking catscan it gets bigger so stop doing the scans you fucking stupid doctors You already know I have kidney stones what bloody piss isn't enough for you.  ahh fuck them any way.

I talked to my eldest who is now going to Mt Edgecumbe a boarding school down in Sitka,  He told me not to call him anymore I guess I expected it but you know me I will still call.  Just get over it Connor I am your dad and I am going to be in your life whether you like it or not. And when I got back on to Face book I got a message from my Ex-wife asking how I knew he was going to school down there.  I am his dad I will always find him, duh???

Ok enough about me now on to things I want to bitch about.

Isis was a queen that built temples for her dead husband all over the Egyptian areas.  I don't recognize Isis as some terrorist group.  Once you give them validity they have won.  A Jihad is in essence a holy war we have been doing this for thousands of years Christians against the Muslim and you know what it will continue until people stop and realize that there are all kinds of religions in this world.  And as for Mr. Trump and his Wall there was a wall built back in the 60's and it ultimately failed as will yours you can't just put up a wall we are a nation of immigrants already get over yourself the only people who have any right to the land are the natives and look what we did with them it's all bullshit and they know it and the day will come when they will rise and stop dealing with these loads of crap.

What else am i pissed about 
The gun thing.  You are never going to get gun control passed that is our right as citizens what you have to do is work with it.  This is an armed nation, I don't have a gun I don't like them they only have one purpose.  But it is that right that keeps us different from other nations and free So don't tread on me. Don't you remember I am a ninja I'll cut you down before you pull the trigger.  besides there is no honor in guns, but that gets me into a whole nother thing that I don't want to rant on right now.

In AK Ethan Berkowitz our new mayor in A-town is doing good I think but I haven't been there so I can't say first hand but I like what I see so far go job!!
And our governor Bill Walker is doing pretty good but I think it might be time to take some earnings from the PFD to fund education.  it is really getting the shaft right now.  a one time only dip into the fund for education I think would be better than starting a state tax.  Just sayin'

And one last thing I am kind of getting sick of the I am an inuit commercials can we cool them off a little I know that you are Inuit and I respect that but there are also Athabaskans, Yupik we are a melting pot of people here in this whole wide world.  We don't need in fighting to bring us to reason we need to use that gray matter in our heads for something other than brain pudding.

Please feel free to comment or add your own opinion this is just one of a crazy sourdough Alaskan.

Donald the Trump

oy vey, what can I say about the Donald??????   Well lots of things here is an egotistical freakazoid who eats pizza with a fork???  My mom would smack me if I used her utensils to dish out a piece of pizza.  Mister Hoity Toity I own all of the hotels and golf courses because I've got a shriveled little weiner that only a Rusky could love.  Cold cold cold and lots of gold no wonder they want kill off all of the salmon in bristol bay for a gold mine because he used it all up bugger you Mr. Twat I know your kind and thank God I don't work in the corporate world or it would be like the Monty Python skit where one business pirates the other in real life.

So he wants to build a wall.  I remember a wall that was built back in 1969 in Berlin is that what you want?  

So I offered a handout to donny and took him to vegas for a week.  He just needed to you know chill out.  But can that guy do blow, Holy shit it was worse than HST.  He lined up 14 hookers and snorted it all off their asses like there was no tomorrow.  Then he orders a round of tequila to be served by the toes of the hookers. I couldn't believe myself he was a nut running back and forth like a little hamster on meth.  So things took a turn for the worse he made some bad comments about races, horse  races not other thing you know.  So we were bounced out of caesars palace and reduced to the motel 6 on Van Buren.  All in all it was a wild ride and I dropped him in Lukeville at the border so he could do his business.

So things are good in AK we got a great new Mayor for Anchorage Ethan Berkowitz is cool I think he is doing a good job and slowly inch by inch, centimeter by centimeter, millimeter by millimeter we are turning this state back to blue.  I am sorry that Begich lost his seat to numbnuts  but hey

API & Providence need to learn their ABC's.

I have become to cynical to much of a curmudgeon for being so young but I have to say what I feel if I don't then I get all of this pent up aggression and I want to beat up something to stupid to be...well you know.  Anywhoo, Getting old sucks you have all these new pains and aches and then you go to the doctor and they say here's some pills take these and come back if you don't feel better.  All the side effects that they have cause anything from dementia to loss of peepee power or for God's sake lack of total libido.  and they want you take these so you'll feel happy.  You know what I don't feel happy, FUCK YOU!!!  You know what makes happy not being in fucking pain and feeling comfortable.  You want to keep me alive and a working part of society then fill my needs then I'll fill yours.  It's is a dog eat dog world out there and if you scratch my back I'll scratch yours.  But then you get some hotshot pencil dick who thinks he is God's gift to medicine and they tell you I know what is best for you.  FUCK THAT, I know what is best for me I've survived more shit than your mother made giving birth to you dim witted psycho babbling pissant.

Now, I feel a little bit better.  Kind of like Joe Pesci as Nicky in Casino you know what I mean. You got to get it out or it burns a fucking hole in your stomach and you don't need that shit.

Gawd where do I go from there.  Shit.  I know, I found out that my Mom is still Kicking.  I kind of expected that from her she is tough old sourdough and you can't shake her.  So I guess I should be planning my way back east some time to see her and my family.  Don't worry I promise to be civil.  Except for maybe a couple of people, who shall remain nameless.  Nah I'm Fucking witchya.  You did me a solid and I appreciate more than you know.

You know as I gets older I am starting to think maybe I ain't so dumb, I know alot of people would disagree with that statement but hey screw' em I don't need them any how nor do they need me.  It's all good in the try to find some balance between the good and the bad the light and the dark.  Shit I've been in the dark for so long there's gotta be a fucking light at the end of the tunnel.  I am one of those the cup is half full kind of guys but some times the the cup ain't full of water if you catch my drift so you learn to to take the bad with the good and not freak out over it to much.  ah hell tomorrow's just another day.  I've got more scars than I do old girlfriends, I've liked my wounds and I've paid my dues all I ask is that you respect that.  it's a two way street I respect you and you respect me and we part our ways agreeably.  I think we tend to forget that in life that we need to show each other kindness and compassion, I know I do so I look to those like the Dali Lama or Thich nat Chan hell even Jesus or Mohammed for that matter and sometimes Shiva comes along to destroy it all so I can work on rebuilding it.  it's not who you believe in but that you believe in something I get that and I do.   believe in myself and the tao.  Ok my side hurts like hell so does my shoulder I've got no place to stay tonight and it's raining outside.  Whupdodedoo, thank you Universe for giving me this.  I now some how I will survive...I always do.

Peace out my friends and don't let the man get you down and always question authority!!!!

P.S. API I don't need fucking Zoloft I am a dextro head get it through your fucking head two dissaccoiatives do not make a right.  People are going to use drugs they always have and they always will.  Marijuana makes me to paranoid so I don't do it Cocaine would make my head pop off.  I am not that fucking ignorant and neither are most of the people that you service.  And your doing a shit job dealing with Autism.  But you did address my pain better than Providence has.  Plus the fact that Providence is like some ever growing organism that reaches out like a parasite leeching all of the good stuff out of life.  ewww. No Bueno Bad Juju.

Ok that's all I think well maybe I don't know I will probably have something to complain about tomorrow like Lisa Murkowski worrying about renaming Denali instead of doing her real job and doing something good for the state it's like a laughable abbot and costello show with Lil' abner in Don Young as our ever present representative who is so frought with dementia it ain't even funny.

Screw it all I'm off to the races not Nascar I think it's fumes that all the people go for I'd rather watch someone run faster than the other guy or horse.

G'night and keep yer stick on the ice!!  Sorry, Red Green.

Through a glass darkly

This has not ben an easy week for anyone.  I could bitch and complain about things but that leads to no end.  In times like these we need Healing.  There is an open wound in America, just like on my foot(Didn't I tell you a sewer gator jumped out and bit my left foot) and it needs to heal.  The one good thing is that we all know that when a bone is broken it it heals 2 times stronger.

We can't stitch this one back together we need to make a bond that is stronger to keep us united.  Don't worry about what the rest of the world sees us as right now.  We need to recuperate and get stronger and then come back out swinging, because that's what you do in life.

Yes it was a racist attack, Yes it was a terrorist attack and Yes it was American on American attack.  We invented the terrorist strikes during the war for independence.  All the world has looked to us as the original rebels and there is disorder in our house.  Now there were others I don't mean that we actually invented guerilla warfare but, we sure as hell perfected it.  

What we need to do now is retreat and heal there has been to much racial tensions all around the USA.  Lets worry about something more than us like the climate and our environment.  we are to self occupied by these simplistic things that we forget the big picture and in the end.  Boom. Big a batta boom.

So, what are we gonna do destroy ourselves or heal ourselves.

And by the way there is only one use for a gun.

Anchorage City jail tour for yelp!!!lady

I was arrested I went to jail, it was actually pretty comical way I got there, of course it would be.  I had been squatting in my Dorm/Apt. for about a less than a week.  When I decided to cook some steaks.  Well, I used the Frying pan and the fire alarm went off and I am not supposed to be in there and there was a warrant for my arrest from evil-overlord Wal-Mart.  Did I need the incense burners well the dorm room was smelling a little off.  So my defense for the Wal-mart charge was going to be The Officer didn't give me my miranda rights but my Public Pretender (defender) Mike Graper, whom I fired saying it was a long shot.  So I ended pleading out to a no contest.  But what I did this time was to take not of the prison facilities around Anchorage and the way people are treated.  I like to think as not being a hardened Criminal but rather nice kind of guy.

I go to use the phone in the cell block and am told that I am using the wrong phone.  That's the black phone and that one's the Samoan phone.  Well, ok I was born in the philipines so which one is used for that!!  Welcome to Racism 101  From a young black man and then again at meal time all Black men were fed before anyone else. I apologized to Fat Albert and his crew.  I then gave up my phone call to to my attorney a one I would for many time.  Now if my Attorney would talk to me and as to a human being and not child for that matter.

Most of the guards at AJ Are pretty good, although one rather demeaning lady would rather have had us on 24- hour lock down mean ole bitty needs to get laid don't take it out on us. so I gets Floor bunk the boat a piece of plastic and a mat that has more bed bugs than you would expect.  Not a step up from Brother Francis I should say.  I got moved around to two different types half way houses, my property( things I had on me) One's more lax'ed you can Smoke in them.  Plus I red 10 while in their.  now I have to catch up on my x-wing series and star trek.

I have no problem with my paying debt to society for the stupid things I do.  Have at it as a whole the one thing I would take away from this to say to my sons what I did was wrong.

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